Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa, you need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma there ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse!" Ma yells back, "Stick yur head in the hole."
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin' my head in that hole!" Ma says, "Ya hafta stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." So Pa relunctantly sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma, there ain't nuthin' wrong with this outhouse!" Ma hollers back, "Now take yur head outta that hole."
Pa proceeds to pull his head out, then starts yelling, "Ma help! My beard is stuck in the cracks of the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts, doesn't it?"